A young couple left the
church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of
their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.
When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked,"Ewww -
what's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird. Why are
your feet so gross?"
"I had tolio as a child," he answered. "You mean
polio?" she asked. "No, tolio. The disease only affected my
toes."
The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they continued
undressing. When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again wrinkled
up her nose. "What's wrong with your knees?" she asked.
"They're all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained. "You mean
measles?" she asked. "No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that
only affected my knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing
continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess... Smallcox?"
