A flat-chested young lady
went to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He told her,
"Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your nipples
and say, 'Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies.'"
She did this every day faithfully. After several months, it worked! She
grew great boobs!
One morning she was running late, and in her rush to leave for work, she
realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her
boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up in the middle of the bus and
said, "Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any
chance?"
"Why yes, I do. How did you know?"
The man stood up, grabbed his crotch and said, "Hickory dickory
dock..."
