Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

Q. What's the definition of trust?
A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

Q. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
A. He decided to stick it out for one more year!

Q. How do you say 69 in Chinese?
A. Twocanchew (two can chew).

Q. What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?
A. Two test tickles

Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A. $3.99 a minute.

Q. What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo

Q. What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?
A. Snowballs.

Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?
A. Thanks for coming.