Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"

Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman.

Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. "Why are you shaking she's going to eat me."

Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Q. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A. He worked it out with a pencil